Past Present Future -- Lauren's PSA
Barnes, Lauren (2010-12-19)

[Actor sighs]

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Hey you!

>>LAUREN BARNES: Who me? 

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Are you having trouble writing?

>>LAUREN BARNES: Yeah. 

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Are you reading from material that bores your writing?

>>LAUREN BARNES: Yeah!

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Read it. 

>>LAUREN BARNES: "My boyfriend cheated on me." Ahh! What the f*ck is wrong with you, b*tch! Writing?

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Read this and you will definitely become a pro at writing?

>>LAUREN BARNES: Really!? Huh! Okay, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with another woman. I snatched my Magnum gun and blew the bitch's brains out! I took the women's brains and shoved it down my boyfriend's throat. I whipped out my sharp butcher claw, slaying his intestines out! I clawed through his nut sack, twisting and pulling until his seminal liquid erupted out of his balls!

>>DISEMBODIED VOICE: Learn from authors: show, don't tell.